Thursday, November 16, 2023

How you wipe that ass with that long nails?

hey peeps, Missing me? I've been away for long time and I am back to blog!!!! since I got 3 fuckin' businesses to maintain in marketing stuffs. it took so lot time,  by learning how marketing goes, because I didn't focus myself on selling at my uni. I thought marketing is only "how cute the brand I sell" it is about everything!!!!!

I didn't know location is affecting the price of stuffs I sell. finding it's hard to selling the stuffs where I am having my tiny warehouse in my house which located in a housing area. man, I am also not a good neighbor after some of neigbors always see me with no smile and resting bitching face I own.

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days ago or so, I made an Instagram Question(s) bar and someone asked me how do I wipe ass if I have a sharp and long nails.

one problem happen to me atm, why? coz I found it's hard to type with this long nails I extend myself. I love my medium almond nails.

been caught many times by friends who told me

"how can you change your nails like everyday?"

I mean I have nail drill and can remove the surface of the uv gel then change its color(s) . also I've been told about my nail obsession. yes, I do have nails obsession where I have plenty things I did without any plans.

like, I will feel insecure if I see nails with some ugly diseases, like.. the vulnerable toe nails my auntie has. I always try to make it better like I am not going to cut it with clipper, but always with nipper. found out nipper is better for broken and ugly nails.

so, because of my nails are my obsession. plenty questions I have got from people. anyway, it needs more effort and some applause because I make this entry at almost 3 AM. my brain works harder while my ears listening the podcast.

because I love my readers so let me answering most of questions are increasing my insecurities, because sometime they asking me questions which making me feel.. 

okay... okay.. I will answer!!! don't dodge the gun upon my face please, I've been doing anything to make it beauty, but I don't want die in ugly face. LOL.

going to start with what most of Questions people ask about nails in my POV or could say "personal cases" between me and nails.

Do you let your boyfriend pick your nail design?

first of all, I am single but I always hope I have  a boyfriend who accept me to do anything I want. like I am okay if he goes out with friends to do guys things like go to warnet (net cafe) take the night shift for playing games, I also let him to spending time more than hours being with his friends even it's girl because I giving him trust who once it break, no apologizing. for special occasion I might going to asking him secretly what kinda nails he likes and he thinks cool. 

boyfriend always be a boyfriend, you know what I mean? sometimes, a boyfriend know what his girl wants, but pretend to not understand or maybe he just careless. boyfriend going to make random things and choices. like "I like mie goreng" like.. WHAT THE... wait a minute, a noodle theme nails? 

so.. I won't let my boyfriend pic my nail design. sorry future boyfriend. 

anyway, I would love to date Harry Styles, he own nail polishes called "pleasing" CMMIW.

How many times in a week you changing your nail styles?

atm, I will say whenever I feel I have my lot of time I will change the colors and design. I have pretty lot moods anyway, but I never leave my nailart, which I can use the peel off base so I will peel if I feel the color not match my mood, or maybe sometimes if I ever feel the long nails isn't a good idea for something like, sometimes everything got delayed coz my nails too long. might going to cut it as comfy I feel. like atm, my nails too long for me and it's hard to type so fast, hey.. Readers, I SACRIFICED IT FOR YOU, GIVE ME GOOD VIBES. even I am not nice enough.

peel off base really helps me to create anything I wan't on my nails or extension. Found it satisfy to peel the polish while I listen to podcasts. but my extension stay from 4-12 weeks, depends how me/costumers do (care) with the nails. 

here's some pictures of me and the nails I made on my nails 


Have you ever had your clients came with complainin or maybe some other negative cases?

OFC, mostly the came and say their nails turned yellow after eating something with Turmenic in it. so, since that time I always told my costumers after they eat something with Turmenic, wipe your nails wih acetone. 

yet, got so many clients say UV-lamp is painful and burning sensation.  it is normal happen. but clients are king so, I am getting more knowledge about then UV-lamp. and I will get them in 99 seconds timer. it'll make burning sensation reduced.  but the more I read the more I am curious,UV cause some of clients also me, having my hands' skin dark.

now, my studio only use the infrared lamp and the UV only for press on nails and metal sterilize for nailart because compare to UV-lamps the infrared cost more for electricity usage. and clients must say goodbye to UV-lamps.

As a nailist, do you find it's a great job?

yes, Indeed. it's challange me to learn more and more become someone fun, like do you believe the nail styles they have been asked. I can see what their jobs and stories behind them. I am not the typical of gossiper and telling what are their stories. I am keeping their secret. I am not leak any story of them but trust me, every clients' secret(s) won't be leaked. even tho I'm trying as honest as I can be. secret always be a secret!

I started do my own nails since I was so young anyway, so my life has been more than a decade using nail polishes. yes, teachers were so angry and asked me to remove but I always keep it on. and most of amazing color I have. but that time purple was my collection colors, from the pastel to the brinjal color.

umm,,, 

let's answering Questions about the Clients,Prices and many more because the section of my part has done, but if you wanting to know more send me DM on my Instagram @Brightjeremiah98. 

Two of Questions under are lil bit nasty and dirty, make sure you are ready to read more :)

How to wipe your ass with those long nails extensions?

Depends how you do it, I mean in Indonesia we have unique way to wipe the asshole. wash it with your left hand, Indonesians believe left hand is bad hand where we think being lefty is weird, when I was a kid I was kinda scolded by my elementary teacher for using left hand for taking stuffs. and I believe my right brain work better than the left, because I used left hand mostly when I was a kid. sure, the fact is I am born as a creative kid, not the smart kid. I mean, I know some school knowledge but not master in it, like how I avoid mathematics, because I always bad at it.

back to how to wipe the anus during long nail extensions, make sure you are not stick your anus because some girls love long stiletto nails which it's sharp, anyway the longest stiletto nails my studio on is 4.3 cm long and super sharp. so, if you are not wiping your anus like Indonesians do... 

role the tissue and wrap in your hand,then slightly wipe it, DO NOT STICK YOUR ANUS. just wipe it between the butts.

How you pricing your nails?

I always giving presents to all the brides, I don't take any price for the brides, I let them to choose but still pay cost for transportations.

but if they're not the bride, I give them cost from 50k-more depends of how many addings they want, like now (Nov 2023) I started from 50k in 1 color, but here's the addings list clients can choose from the cheap to the premium.

what kinda style that mostly clients want?

um... I know I love to put the cateyes on my own nails like most of the time I am changing the nail style, and my studio has like more than 10 colors of cateyes. people like to see how shine the cateyes on my nails, during communications with client(s) , let's say 40% were influenced by my cateyes nails. but many of the clients asking like non-cateyes. many of clients wanted like more into artsy and more like Y2K. 

how would it be if a girl with long nails extend to masturbate?

first of all, I never searcg "long extended nails girl does masturbating" like.. I am not a lesbian, I have same gender and I have the thing now we called "camel toes" hehehe.

so, WHAT FOR I SHOULD KNOWING WHAT MY CLIENTS DO WITH THEIR EXTENDED NAILS? 

yet, It is privacy for them, but THE HELL! NOW I AM THINKING WHAT WOULD HAPPENED IF CARDI B masturbate herself while she has very long,sharp and amazing nails? I mean, like would it become stick thru her uterus? and it's so sharp, she could stab you to die.

this is Cardi's nails. she's a gorgeous and very open, if she read it I hope she will answer this Question

Have you ever hate your client(s)?

nope, I have no problem with clients because I am holding "Clients are Kings" but I do have problem with a volunteer for being the model, like I should pay them to get their nails done, or they wanted the free one. like, who are they? I am okay to give my auntie free nail treatments because I was adopted by her when I was 3, because my family were far from enough (our economic very low) , and of course I undertstand my auntie, she also loud like me.


here it's me with selfies that been edited before I Post. Incase you miss me :)

as I said, I love Almond shape of nails and it's like my trademark.. it shows like my elegant way of nails and make my fingers look longer. please don't judge my fingers those cute the way it is.

one day I promise I will blog how it feels to use "not my shape" nails. which I will
wearing the longest nails I have, the Medium Stiletto. hmmm.. 4 cm , maybe I could stab my
haters and be criminal..




oh, I almost forget . this is my nails atm.I wanted to have simple elegant design,

Right

Left
Both of my hands


what you think about my nails now? my nails kinda too long and making me hard to type fast. need at least an hour to drill it and remake the nails. I didn't use Peel Off base at the moment.

if I get another Questions that interesting Questions. I will answer by some updates :)


Good day :)

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